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| What He Said | What He Meant | Episode |
| Hall of Mohair | Hall of Mjolnir | Thor's Hammer ( 1 ) |
| Hassock | Hashak | Bloodlines ( 1 ) |
| Kumbaya | Comtrya | Tin Man ( 1 ) |
| Removable whatever-it-is | Removable harddrive | Point of View ( 3 ) |
| Kevlar | Keltar | Deadman Switch ( 3 ) |
| Vacuum | Vocume | Rules of Engagement ( 3 ) |
| Toga | Togar | Urgo ( 3 ) |
| Hugo | Urgo | Urgo ( 3 ) |
| Nintendo | Neutrino | Crystal Skull ( 3 ) |
| Beta care... candy stuff | Beta cantin | The Other Side ( 4 ) |
| Zanax | Za'tarc | Divide and Conquer ( 4 ) |
| Zarc-thing | Za'tarc | Divide and Conquer ( 4 ) |
| Corona-something | Coronal mass emission | Window of Opportunity ( 4 ) |
| Magnets | Geomagnetic storm | Window of Opportunity ( 4 ) |
| Melon | Molum | 2010 ( 4 ) |
| Chaka, full-a-nuts | Chaka / Chock Full O'Nuts (coffee brand) | Beast of Burden ( 5 ) |
| Mardock | Marduk | The Tomb ( 5 ) |
| Boring * | Borren | 2001 ( 5 ) |
| Jomo sicko | Joma secu | The Warrior ( 5 ) |
| Ginsu | Khonsu | The Other Guys ( 6 ) |
| Woodman | Wodan | Metamorphosis ( 6 ) |
| Folger | Felger | Avenger 2.0 ( 7 ) |
| Zed-thing | Z. (or Zed) P.M. | Rising part 1 ( Atl. 1 ) |
| Old Camel-ass | Camulus | Zero Hour ( 8 ) |